Unfortunately, the film really doesn’t have a plot. Since his video for “Crawl Across Your Killing Floor” had a nice reference to the original Django I had some hope that at least plot wise Death Rider in the House of Vampires might get better. Scenes go on way too long, the camera zooms in and out like it’s having a seizure and nearly every scene ends with a fade to black. She looks like she probably couldn’t remember when she actually was a virgin but that’s besides the point.Īfter riding for what seems to be hours and running into some trouble from Bela Latigo (Danny Trejo The Last Exorcist, Slasher Party) he arrives at his destination and is greeted by Count Holiday (Julian Sands The Ghosts of Borley Rectory, Warlock).īy this point it was already obvious Danzig hadn’t learned much if anything from Verotika. She is his entrance fee to Sanctuary, one female virgin. He leads another horse, with a bound, topless woman (Tasha Reign Big Breast Nurses 7, Attack of the Unknown) on it. But here we are.Īs the film opens Death Rider (Devon Sawa Final Destination, The Exorcism of Molly Hartley) is riding through a desert filled with warning signs and crucified bodies.
I’m not sure what’s more surprising, that I’m reviewing a movie called Death Rider in the House of Vampires or that, after Verotika, somebody put up money for Glenn Danzig to make another movie.
Stars: Devon Sawa, Tasha Reign, Danny Trejo, Julian Sands, Ashley Wisdom, Kim Director, Sean Waltman, Lee Ving, Eli Roth, James Cullen Bressack, Jen Soska, Sylvia Soska | Written and Directed by Glenn Danzig
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